New Missouri tailgate lot sounds like a total bummer

According to a map, the tailgate is two or three times farther from the stadium than the old Frat Pit, requiring at least seven to nine road sodas for the walk. Even worse? The old frat lot is now the property of donors.

Spaces in the new area can only be reserved by student organizations, although the ones with Greek letters in their name might opt to get hammered at home instead. Hey, that’s more Coca Cola for student newspaper and Hillel!

Or maybe the frats will just find another parking lot. Let’s hope so, because no Tiger tailgate would be complete without a little excessive drinking: