Friday the 13th

Of special note (besides this series reboot’s boob quotient) is Arlen Escarpeta in the role of the Black Guy Who’s Toast. It falls to Escarpeta to confront hockey-masked, machete-wielding madman Jason with the most ineffectual weapon in slasher-movie history — which prompted the woman behind me to mutter, “Aw, man, don’t drop that wok.”