Stealing Time: A lot’s happened in the last 72 hours

Damn, I’m gone Friday, and I miss a lot.
The Chiefs finally — finally! — fire Herm Edwards.
Two women stage a sexual assault to blackmail Mercedes Benz dealership, which they filed a sexual harassment suit against. That’s not at all sick.
A man allegedly shoots his roommate and then sets the body ablaze. Ugh.
And today …
State of the Line likes to do drawings of Mayor Mark Funkhouser and an angry, unnamed troll.
Oh, man. I hope she audits better than she parents.
Reporter/anchor Surae Chinn and meteorologist Devon Lucie are leaving KCTV-5, says Bottom Line Communications. The couple (shh, they’re married) are headed to Washington, D.C.