They’re Coming for You, Rock Chalk Girl

Watch your back, Carol. That high-pitched bitch Jessica is out to get you.

Yeah, I started watching Big Brother 8 for Carol Journey, daughter of quote machine and Kansas State Sen. Phil Journey. I’ll be keeping tabs on Journey’s Rock Chalk dancing daughter while she lasts, which might not be past Thursday, when the other housemates will vote to evict either Carol or admitted nympho Amber.