Studies in Crap: Missouri Cookbook Roundup!

Each Thursday, your Crap Archivist brings you the finest in forgotten and bewildering crap culled from area basements, thrift stores, estate sales and flea markets. I do this for one reason: Knowledge is power.

Branson’s Country Music Cookbook

Author: The gleamin’est stars in Branson’s cubic zirconia firmament

Publisher: Anderson Publishing, Branson MO

Date: 1992

Discovered at: 2nd Chance Thrift, 1229 E. 63rd Street

The Cover Promises: Your six-string is a place setting.

Representative Quote:

page 153, “Heat Doritos in oven.”