Daily Briefs: Space Boy is floating in a most peculiar way

%{[ data-embed-type=”image” data-embed-id=”57150c4c89121ca96b96223a” data-embed-element=”aside” ]}%I am a genius, you guys, we already knew that. I’ve never taken the Mensa I.Q. test or brained my way through a Sudoku puzzle, the thrilling pastime of people whose favorite videogame is Microsoft Excel, but I have solved the Tyler Perry Code once and for all:

I am the Allied Codebreaker Genius of broad, obvious characters weakly farted out by marginally talented thespians, and I have cracked the German Enigma code of Madea using the encryption key of Jim Varney. Also, Tyler Perry is a scab-hiring union buster, so fuck him and his whole retarded Milton Berle shtick, basically, is what I’m saying. After the jump, Virginia Republicans have some Yakitty-Sax misadventures… in cyberspace!!!!! Plus: SPACE BOY IS IN TERRIBLE DANGER, you guys. Click here or here: