The Grand River Rally finally gives Missouri a decent biker party (NSFW slideshow)

For too long, Kansas City bikers had to ride out of state for a decent weekend of burnouts, classic rock tribute bands and a reasonable conversion rate of plastic beads to bare breasts. No more. This year, the first ever Grand River Rally in Urich attracted bikers not just from the metro but from all around the Midwest. Rallies like this —  if they’re handled right — can have higher attendance than a Chiefs game in a few years. Click here and live to ride, ride to live. (NSFW)