KCTV 5, your prostitution story grossed me out

Update (9:31 a.m. August 11): A couple of KCTV 5 folks have pointed out that this story is actually two years old (thanks, EPKCTV5 and KCKlo63). Uh, whoops! I blame a combination of my Google Reader and a second-hand K2 high. Yep, dumb mistake. But seeing someone touch those funky (alleged) hooker knickers still grosses out my delicate sensibilities.

Original Story (9 a.m. August 10): A couple of nights ago, KCTV 5 showed us “some of the signs of the sex business.” Oh boy! Lube! Red heels! Nasty underwear! Gross. Don’t touch it. But somebody did.