Jason Whitlock overshares again …

Grimace-shaped Kansas City Star columnist Jason Whitlock likes to share … sometimes a little too much. Today’s column about officiating in the NBA included more information on the psyche and extra, extra, extra large shorts of self-proclaimed “Big Sexy” than we cared to know (see bold):

Since then, the NBA has been the super-hot girlfriend I always suspect

of sleeping around. I won’t let her go because I know I’ll never find

an equal replacement, and I hold out a faint hope that she’ll settle

down and fall in love with my good qualities (disease-free, still

employed in this economy and potty-trained — for the most part).