Allen Bennett charged with robbing his blind uncle — right after IDing himself

If you strive to be a cowardly criminal — truly the lowest, most despicable law breaker on the scum totem pole — your best bet is to prey on the blind.

But if you’re going to prey on the blind, there is one simple thing you can remember that will enhance your chances of getting away with it: Don’t identify yourself to the blind person you’re stealing from.

The logic and necessity of this simple safeguard must have slipped Allen R. Bennett‘s mind.