Now’s Your Chance: Rock and Roll Dating Is Here!

Don’t laugh — John and Yoko met online. Or was that Sid and Nancy?

Anyway, here’s your chance to meet the love of your life or the psycho who will jab you in an artery with a meat fork, stuff you in a blue plastic barrel with a bouquet of roses and dump you on the highway while singing wildly along with “One More Cup of Coffee for the Road” on his truck stereo.

Behold: RockNRollDating.com

There are 1,620 profiles total on this thing, so you might give it some time to grow before you go out and test your theory that no one who likes to take a bath and listen to Nick Drake can be an asshole.

Kudos to “Monster” of Belton, Missouri, who is the only person within 100 miles of Kansas City to have seet up a profile so far. His music preferences: “Lamb of God, Slipknot, pretty much everything.”

Monster probably likes Chopin, too, he just, you know, blanked out when he was creating his profile.