The Brick’s men’s room is a complicated place

The Brick is the best bar in downtown Kansas City, according to an informal poll conducted by myself and a guy I know, goes by the name Big Boots. “Cheap drinks, biscuits and gravy bar on the weekends, trivia, and, most nights, solid local music,” said Big Boots. “What’s not to love?” Couldn’t agree more — as always, Big Boots is right on the money. Tomorrow night’s Band Scramble, for instance, should be a shining example of what makes the Brick a lovable, locally connected joint.  

But can you relieve yourself comfortably at the Brick? We report!