Decision tree: is alcohol-infused whipped cream right for me?

You already know that Wayward looks out for our fellow booze-hounds. Peter Rugg answers questions about the newest controversial alcoholic novelty, alcoholic whipped cream, over at The Plog.
With the recent controversy over alcohol-infused whip cream, you might be asking yourself whether or not to buy this wonder product of the modern age.
But are you the the kind of person who’ll really get the most out of the boozy desert topping? This succinct decision tree will guide the way.