The Faint is tonight at the Granada: prepare to get sweaty

​Each time the Faint hits up our city, I remember the time I missed them — at the Uptown in 2005, directly after the grungy electro act had skipped into the dark curtains offstage. Why was everyone so sweaty? Isn’t Bright Eyes on next? What’s going on? It was at this exact moment that an elementary school classmate of mine approached me.
Uh, I said. So. How was the show?
His eyes lit up. He sputtered. “It was orgasmic,” he gasped.
He was right. No better word describes the Faint live. And they’re at the Granada tonight.