Schwagstock site busted by the DEA!

Nothing in the entire universe is more aptly named than Schwagstock. It is literally the schwag of hippie festivals. It’s run by the guy in the Grateful Dead cover band the Schwag, and it’s held in the butthole of Missouri. 

Not to hate on Schwagstock or the idea of schwag. Sometimes it’s nice to know schwag is around, like when your guy’s guy gets busted on the way back from Boulder and everybody you know is dry so you call your cousin who’s in high school and all he can get is schwag and you’re like, “I’ll take ANYTHING.”