Cock Block

A friend of mine, who is Myspace friends with the Lawrence sci-fi/glam/punk/transvestite group Vibralux received this Myspace bulletin from the group shortly after tornadic winds swept through the band’s hometown:

NEWS:

Due the tornado that hit Lawrence early Sunday morning, the Vibralux tour van has been demolished. Heavy winds from as many as three tornados tore down several trees and broke out store windows Lawrence, KS and were responsible for the accident.

The tree limb, which refused to answer any questions regarding the incident, was torn away from a neighbor’s yard by heavy winds and hit the van right down the middle, rendering the van undrivable and unfixable. Sources say the limb may face charges of criminal negligence and vandalism. Until authorities can asses the damages and cost of replacement. Driving tours have been put on hold.

Stay tuned for an update later this week.

In the meantime, anyone have a spare van =)

Meows,

Plastic Bitches News Team.

http://www.myspace.com/vibraluxmercurymad

photo credit: Alex

Mercury Mad hoists his hot link.

Lead Bitch Mercury Mad’s messages are always fun to read. However, what strikes me about this update is the distinct phallic imagery in the story of the destruction of Vibralux’s van. A gargantuan tree branch smashing into a nice, boxy van spells one thing: dildo violence, as demonstrated in the picture illustrating this post.

To see the shlong-wielding Mercury Mad in action, head to the Sleeper Cellar (519 W. 39th Ter) at 8 p.m. on Wednesday, March 29, for an all-up-in-your-shit basement show featuring Merc’s DJ duo Generic X plus local faves the Ssion and hot, mohawked out-of-town freakychicks Scream Club. The Cellar is a two-story, red apartment building on the street one block south of 39th and a block and a half west of Broadway. Appropriately for this night at least, guests must enter through the back door.