Dude, Your Band’s Gay.

Reader Scott H. alerted me to Love God’s Way, some kooky Christian organization that, among other things, compiles a list of “Gay Bands.” Well, they’re right about a couple, but, man, this is just hilarious. Jay-Z, Kansas, Motorhead, Audioslave… bunch a’ fairies.

Note that they also describe Oscar Wilde as a “reformed homosexual.” Priceless.

And now it’s our turn to take action!

“If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please e-mail us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: donniedavies@gmail.com”

Let’s see if we can’t get a few choice capital-g Gay Kansas City bands on the list. I dare you to e-mail ol’ Donnie with a list of local offenders. My suggestions:

This Is My Condition

The Roman Numerals

Namelessnumberheadman

The Get Up Kids

Onemilliontinytinyjesuses

The New Tragedies

I Don’t Do Gentlemen

Jon Yeager

Overstep

Forrest Whitlow

Rex Hobart & the Misery Boys

In fact, why not just declare the entire music scene Gay? If Tech N9ne’s a homo, then so are we all.