Sterling Witt: The Clambake Saga of Homespun Weirdity Continues

I know you guys have been jonesing for a little S. Witt. After all, it’s been over a year since Witt donned his women’s blouse and protested outside The Pitch office. Well, it seems the man we call the Artisan has resurfaced, this time with an EP that some folks are saying is actually an improvement over the unlistenable dreck that this mediocre boob has committed to record in the past.

A few weeks ago, I caught up with my compatriot John Bersuch, who plays in Bacon Shoe, Olympic Size, Tree, the Sex Police and a dozen or so other bands. He’d recently received a shipment from the dubious Mr. Witt.

Says Bersuch: “I saw a bulletin on MySpace from him, and it said if you send me your email address, address and phone number I’ll send you a copy of my new album, free of charge.”

“I’d already heard it from someone else, and it’s good. I like the new album.”

“So he sent me a message back and was like, ‘Do you want me to send you some other stuff, too?’ and I was like sure, that’s fine, and so he sent me a bunch of stuff.”

Find out what Sterling sent John after the jump. It’s pretty hilarious.