Phoenix to Become Donut Shop?

Around lunchtime today, I walked past the Phoenix Jazz Bar, which has been closed since sometime in July, and saw a slip of paper taped to the outside of the door that read

“Coming Soon: Regan’s Donut Shoppe”

Underneath that, someone had written in ballpoint pen: “16 October 2007 I was here and you weren’t. WAMY!?”

To which I respond: WTF!?

A chagrinned musician, perhaps? Or maybe a donut-machine installer? Googling the acronym WAMY yields mostly the World Assembly of Muslim Youth. “Regan,” though, is an Irish name.

Most important, will they have jazz in this donut shop? I think that would actually be a really good idea. Ack, the speculation’s killing me!