Sermon on the Mount

by FLANNERY CASHILL

Texas folk-pop marching band Mount Righteous preach their ecstatic and irreverant gospel tonight on the YJ’s patio. The 11-strong ensemble will then lead a procession, which they’re calling the Mermaid Parade, to the Brick, where the Mount will play with free-jazz locals Wee Snuff. Mount Righteous encourage attendees to dress like mermaids and mermen, because why the fuck not. The YJ’s performance begins at 6 p.m. and the Children’s Crusade takes off at 8 p.m. Happy Tuesday, everyone.