Kansas City women sue Billy Elliot producers for $4 million over flying prop

Two Kansas City women have sued the producers of the hit musical Billy Elliot for $4 million after being injured by a flying prop, the New York Post is reporting, no doubt affirming the Midwestern disdain of New York theater buffs and art snobs.

While I typically want to shiv such haughty New Yorkers in the neck with a shard from my reasonably priced bottle of beer, I’ve gotta say: I’m with them on this one.