Of penises and men: Comment of the Week

An online condom store wasn’t impressed with the size of Kansas City men’s dongs. KC didn’t make the top 20 cities for large penises. We’re told that Condomania didn’t have enough data, which beats the usual “it’s not the size” and “it’s the motion of the ocean” excuses. Although some experts tell us it’s news to them.

This was fertile ground for Comment of the Week contenders. The set up, goes to Abe.

Survey is obviously racist. New Orleans and DC have a big african american population.

The DLC took a swing at the softball FTW.

Whoa Abe, I’m not touching that one with a 10 foot penis.

Thanks for the suggestion, Aspy!