Jared Allen, ex-Kansas City Chief, threatens to break some guy’s neck

Calling Jared Allen‘s fiancé a cunt could be bad for your health — but may be good for your bank account. The former Chief and current Viking was caught on camera chewing some guy’s ass in a Scottsdale, Arizona, bar after one such an unpleasantry was directed at his woman.

Bust out those cell phone cameras.

Allen can be heard telling the guy, “I’ll break your fucking neck

homeboy … and then I’ll write a check to your fucking name too.”

Cha-ching.

Allen’s rep EAG Sports Management told TMZ, “No matter what, Jared will always protect and defend his family.”

Yeah, I’m not about to test that theory.