Blowtorch ATM robbery foiled; luckily doesn’t end in copy cat of nasty Breaking Bad death

Breaking Bad fans won’t be able to forget the death of Spooge, the frustrated junkie who stole an ATM, failed to bust into the machine and called his woman a “skank.” Fellas, you don’t want to say this to your lady when your head is under the machine. She might just tip it over onto your skull, popping it like a pimple. (Hey, it’s the leader so far in the vote for Breaking Bad‘s 10 baddest deaths.) 

One wannabe Kansas City thief is lucky to not meet such a brutal end. The Kansas City Star reported that Kansas City police stopped a guy using a blowtorch from breaking into an ATM at the Bank of America at 8550 Holmes.