Farts, cousins and missing condoms: Kansas City’s most embarrassing sexual moments

In this week’s issue of The Pitch, we unveiled the results of our recent Kansas City sex survey, which polled 1,100 readers on their sex lives. (Read the full results here.)

They’re a hilarious, if scientifically foggy, window into the sex lives of Kansas Citians — and none of the questions yielded better responses than the one that asked about your most embarrassing sexual experiences. So while we only included a handful of favorites in yesterday’s results, we thought we’d let you see the rest.