Four students suspected of starting fires at Southwest and Northeast high schools

Could the mess that is Southwest and Northeast high schools be getting cleaned up? After fires started at the schools in the last few weeks, school officials believe that they know the four students who started ’em, the Star reported. That’s got to be a minor relief for parents of students at the schools.

Expect expulsion hearings for the students, who aren’t named. Even so, the schools have sounded worse than those in shitty movies like Dangerous Minds, just without the inspiring teacher to rally the students. But Southwest won’t be turned back into an early college magnet school.