Six Hallmark cards not to send to your black or gay friends

Last week, Hallmark yanked a Hoops and YoYo graduation card because the NAACP claimed a dopey joke about black holes was really a dopey joke about black whores. The controversy was a unique waste of time for the NAACP. Not just because it was dumb, but because of all the other Hallmark cards full of stereotypes still on the shelves.

In the interest of public service journalism, the Pitch Action News Team went to the Hallmark store in Crown Center to find the most offensive greeting cards — and luckily, Hallmark’s separate but equal shelving system keeps its cards for black people in one, easy-to-find place.