Clay Chastain won’t be your mayor, Kansas City

UPDATE: Like a case of herpes, Clay Chastain just won’t go away. The wannabe write-in candidate for Kansas City mayor is planning to file another lawsuit to get on the March 22 ballot, according to KMBC. This comes just days after a judge ruled that Chastain didn’t meet the requirements to run. Chastain is now claiming that the city attorney described him as a write-in candidate for the primary, but Chastain says he wasn’t running in the primary. Uh, OK. Chastain thinks … it doesn’t matter what Chastain thinks. He’s not going to be mayor.

Original Story (March 4): Clay Chastain, resident of the great state of Virginia, won’t be the mayor of Kansas City, Missouri. This seems pretty simple, but Chastain, he of the never-ending campaign for light rail, tried to mount a write-in candidacy for mayor.