If you can dodge a wrench (and you can get to Lawrence), you can be a pro dodgeball player

If you think you have what it takes to be a professional dodgeball player, get your ass to Central Junior High in Lawrence, Kansas, on Saturday.

Paul Santos from Lawrence’s Bleeding Kansas Dodgeball League wrote us to say that scouts from the National Dodgeball League will be in town from 2 to 4 p.m. Saturday to scout talent for an expansion team. So if you have dreams of being a pro athlete, here’s your chance.