Tony’s Kansas City in The Pitch: No models were harmed in the making of this story. That we know of.

In this week’s Pitch, I take a wild stab at understanding and explaining Tony Botello, the 36-year-old blogger behind Tony’s Kansas City. (Conclusion: He likes boobs more than he likes the women who have them and way more than he likes Funkhouser.)

To illustrate the story, The Pitch‘s art director, Sarah Norwood, took a stab at re-creating The World According to Tony, which involved finding a basement, hiring some models and asking those models to please lose the majority of their shirts. More photos and a video after the jump. Or, if you like words, you can read the story.