Ryan M. McNames, stiffed by prostitutes, learns hard lesson

Ryan M. McNames probably used his one phone call to dial up the Better Business Bureau and complain about the blow job a prostitute stiffed him on — in more ways than one.

McNames, apparently not very bright at 19, called the Columbia police after a prostitute reneged on a deal to give him a BJ. Here’s how the Columbia Daily Tribune says it went down: McNames was feeling frisky Saturday night and offered two prostitutes $60 for (1) a boobie flashing and (2) oral sex. McNames put his money on his stereo, and one of the working girls gave him his titty shot. But when McNames requested the BJ that he’d paid for, the hookers grabbed his cash and bolted. (That’s why you pay with a check, Ryan.)