Shh! Don’t tell the Westside Family Church. May is National Masturbation Month

May is National Masturbation Month (thanks to our sister paper the LA Weekly for the reminder; sorry, we didn’t get you anything).

Best not to tell the poor souls in the Westside Family Church‘s Victory Over Porn Addiction support group, which teaches that masturbation and getting aroused are sins — not a part of healthy sexuality — and emphasizes “recovering ‘sexual purity,’ as reported in Sunday’s New

Times.

So no good vibrations for them. But for the rest of you heathens, let the whacking and vibrating and whatever else you all are into begin (or likely, continue).