Masturbating KU student gets off twice … won’t face charges

Score a victory for public masturbators. Two women spotted a man watching porn and jerking off at a library on the campus of the University of Kansas on October 25, the University Daily Kansan. The guy may have gotten off once and may be getting off again.
The case has been sent to the University of Kansas’ administration but reportedly didn’t “meet the strict requirements of the statute on indecent exposure.”
Two KU students — Dylan Kingsley and Emily Preheim — witnessed a guy looking at porn on a computer and beating it on the fourth floor of the Watson Library (although they never saw the guy’s junk). The UDK has the grossest of details: