Missouri is No. 1 … in meth lab seizures. D’oh!

Missourians, you’re on top of the meth world. The Show-Me State is once again No. 1 in meth lab seizures with a whopping 1,960 seizures in 2010. This marks the 10th time that Missouri has led the nation in seizures. That’s also a 10 percent jump from 2009’s 1,774 seizures.

The competition wasn’t even close.

The next closest state, Tennessee, had just 1,197 seizures, according to

the Star. The rest of the top five: Kentucky (1,045), Mississippi (715)

and Michigan (672).

Wha? No New Mexico. Guess that’s because Jesse and Walter haven’t been caught.