Zack Greinke gets to start the All-Star Game … on the bench

Zack “David Glass’ gold goose” Greinke won’t get to start in Tuesday’s All-Star Game. Roy Halladay from the not-quite-as-shitty-as-the-Royals-but-still-crappy Toronto Blue Jays will get the start for the American League.

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