The Daily Briefs Holiday Special

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Blah blah capital markets, blah blah business writing: So, apparently the U.S. recession began last December? Wow, that was such a long time ago, how the years fly by. Why, I can remember back before there was any such thing as habeus corpus, but you kids have it so great these days with your Magna Carta and your Beatles and all your butt-sex, OW, MY HIP! Oh, sweet, sweet Ensure adult formula, now available in pudding form, flood these old bones with lactose-free, gluten-free calories and protein. Anyway, energy is cheap, consumer electronics are cheap, houses are cheap. Everything’s gone to hell. How are you tightening your belt? I’m patronizing a lower grade of gentleman’s club these days; lap dances at the Shady Lady are wuh-haaay cheaper than Bazooka’s. After the jump, a journey to a magickal land of puppets and reading. Click here or here: