No mre txt, swrv, crsh 4 21 n yngr n MO

Now the only jerks on the road legally allowed to text and drive (and crash) will be older than 21, which is a shitty idea considering my hand-eye coordination was so much better when I was 21 and younger (scientifically proven by my deteriorating PS3 skills).

Sext and swerve away, octogenarians.