‘I hope I’m pregnant just to spite you’ and other Texts From Last Night
Like we really needed someone to chronicle the stupid text messages people send. But Texts From Last Night is an archive of idiocy that’s kinda funny. And the 816 and 913 are represented in all of their shameless, scandalous glory. There’s the mean:
(816): He’s been sleeping iwht ***
(816): Nooo
(816): Yeah I don’t even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
(816): And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The classy man whores:
(816): Are you guys doing anything tonight?
(859): Krysta
The sporty:
(816): His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
The slutty (spelling theirs, not mine):
(913): i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
(816): i think im in thre room next to you
The high:
(913): Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
(913): You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The murderous:
(913): omg… punch me in the throat… I am
about to lose my mind with my parents.. I’m not saying I agree with the
menendez brothers.. but I understand
But the best comes from the 913.
(913): I hope I’m pregnant just to spite you.
That girl’s a keeper.
(Credit: Nokia)
