Old man, stop feeding the geese!

Listen, old man. This is the last time I’m going to tell you: Stop feeding the geese. See this sign? It means no more dropping bread crumbs and looking all sad and pathetic and shit. Thanks to you and all these little kids who want to feed the birdies, we get not only this depressing sign but also an explanation blaming you for killing the environment — and the geese — in the parks. Thanks a lot. Now cut that shit out.