We’re in last place, but our gas is cheap

By CHRIS RASMUSSEN

If I’ve been negative in assessing Kansas City sports, there’s a reason:

We’ve hit bottom.

Sure, Kansas won basketball’s national championship and Missouri is a national power in football. Yes, that brings joy to some fans who have yet to visit either campus, let alone attend a class. But today, wearing “Kansas City” on a uniform guarantees a one-way trip to the cellar.