Hearne Christopher Interviews Popeye and Pals

For once, we’re on Hearne Christopher Jr.’s side. His editor never should have prevented The Kansas City Star‘s gossip columnist from publishing his REAL Thanksgiving column, which we found, mysteriously, tucked under our windshield wiper this morning, written in Hearne’s own hand on a piece of spinach-stained parchment. Go to the Star‘s site to read the original column, in which he quotes the owners of Lew’s Tavern in Waldo, a season-one Bachelor contestant, and Roger Naber — the latter of whom being the only one who remained from Hearne’s original, though in the original, published after the jump, he says something completely different.