Future Flanagan Headline: A-Rod Not Coming to Kansas City

By CHRIS RASMUSSEN

This belly was never coming to KC.

Yesterday, in a column answering a question posed by only drunken callers of sports radio stations, Jeff Flanagan concludes that the Royals were not a contender to acquire CC Sabathia (he recently lost the initials in his first name but shed no weight in the process).

That came as no surprise for any sentient Royals fan, given that we: