Man breaks into Plaza home, eats food and looks at porn

If you see this guy lying in your bed, don’t wake him. He’ll probably be naked and you might want to run a blacklight near your computer.

Monday, Kansas City police arrested 25-year-old Travis Baum for breaking into a West Plaza home. Baum apparently told police that he was cold, hungry and tired … but he was going to clean the house before he left. He’s a regular Goldie Locks, except she didn’t cruise porn sites on the three bears’ computer. Baum did while snacking in the buff.