The man likes his “Call of Duty,” I guess

James Harris looks like he got the piss beat out of him. Just look at him. And the 18-year-old apparently got his comeuppance after allegedly stealing an X-Box and stabbing two people early Sunday morning.

Court records allege that the stabbing occurred at a party after a woman accused Harris of stealing the video game system — later found in the trunk of Harris’ car. When Platte City police officers arrived, they found a woman bleeding from multiple stab wounds. She was taken to a hospital and underwent surgery to repair her punctured liver. Officers spoke with a man who was also stabbed in one hand. The officers found Harris beaten and bloodied on the sidewalk in front of the house. Several party people had apparently taken justice into their own hands tried “to subdue” Harris.

Platte County prosecutors charged Harris with assault, criminal action and stealing.

Do not mess with a man’s video game system.