Daily Briefs: Yom Kippur; Puppy Managerial Training; Dirty imagery in the business section

By CHRIS PACKHAM

And a jolly Ten Days of Repentence: At sunset tonight, it will be Yom Kippur, a solemn day of atonement in the Jewish calendar. “Merry Yom Kippur” is not a traditional holiday greeting, you guys, do not make the same mistake I made. Although I am not myself Jewish, %{[ data-embed-type=”image” data-embed-id=”57150c4089121ca96b9600cf” data-embed-element=”aside” ]}%I’m pretty sure that if I were, I’d have NOTHING TO ATONE FOR today because I am THE BEST and also because I paid my debt to society in a very real and legally binding sense at Leavenworth Penitentiary, and if God has a problem with that, He can take it up with the Parole Board and the Federal Probation System. At any rate, I wish all my Jewish friends the most repentent of Yom Kippurs and a return from solemnity to their battle-rap braggadocio at the stroke of nightfall tomorrow.

After the jump, some thoughts about leadership, y’all, because you can’t soar with the eagles while throwing rape kits at wolves from your helicopter. I saw that on a poster in Human Resources, and I have to say, it’s in really bad taste. Click here, or click on this tasteless but inspiring executive motivational poster: