Daily Briefs: The Packham Vic 20
By THE PACKHAM VIC 20
Memo from Plog Shift Supervisor Faysal Alkhaiwani
Re: Chris Packham
Date: 9/24/08
Attention workers:
Until further notice, Daily Briefs to be assembled via the third shift’s Packham Vic 20. Find it. Last seen at the 1998 office part. Find it.
Message from Plog shift worker Vadiz Levi to Chris Packham (private):
Chris, we found your note, the one you left on top of a neat pile of striped Lacoste shirts on your broken office chair, the one that says: “I’m raptured, you guys!” I don’t think Faysal believes you’re in heaven, Chris. Like last week, when you told him that the word bailout comes from George Bailey, the Jimmy Stewart character in It’s a Wonderful Life whose friends bail out his savings and loan so he won’t kill himself? He had to really read up on movies and savings and loans and bailouts, but he figured it out. And the time you brought your overhead projector to the office and told him you were a symbologist? He found your copy of The Da Vinci Code this morning, and I think he’s going to figure that out, too. And he sees that all your other Dan Brown books are missing, and he doesn’t think you could have ascended with them, especially if you had no pockets.
