Criminal masterminds caught allegedly stealing old grease from restaurants

If you find yourself crossing the state line on a covert mission to steal nasty used cooking oil from restaurants, you might want to reconsider your lifestyle. This week, police pulled over two Missouri men, Christy Harris and Jesse Moore, whose truck was hauling a huge tank of old grease.

What does a tankful of used vegetable oil smell like? The Associated Press says police described the odor as that of “old, stale french fries.” Imagine that.