Dorothy Cascone, wannabe black widow, gets five years in failed murder-for-hire plot to kill ex-husband (video)

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Dorothy Cascone‘s skeleton … oh, that’s a live woman? Dorothy Cascone is going to prison for five years in a failed murder-for-hire plot to kill her ex-husband, George Cascone, 11 years after their divorce. Dorothy was hoping to cash in on four — four — life-insurance polices that she kept on her ex, presumably to buy a lot of makeup to cake on her mug, like her idol Tammy Faye Bakker.

Dorothy pleaded guilty in March to second-degree assault charges for

the July 2010 plot that never went anywhere because Dorothy’s hired gun (and boyfriend

of three weeks) turned informant for the FBI. As for George Cascone, he’s still a legend among Kansas City media members for his candid interview with reporters, which you can see after the jump.