The five best restaurants to begin an affair

No, we’re not promoting adultery here in Fat City. Gluttony, maybe, adultery … no. But some people, you know, are simply going to break the seventh commandment, no matter what. And once that decision has been made, the guilty parties have to meet for a drink or an intimate dinner in a dark and secluded place where there’s no chance of running into an unsuspecting spouse or, worse, the neighborhood bigmouth.

Here are a list of ideal dining spots in which to meet to have a glass of wine and discuss the possibility of an affair. Or be talked out of having one.