Jeneé Osterheldt to divorcing friend: ‘Wrestle, damn you!’

As a butterfly flaps its wings in Malaysia and frogs rain down on Costa Rica, so it goes that Kansas City Star columnist Jeneé Osterheldt picks up her remote control a few hours before deadline and causes a flood of clichés.

In today’s wet lump of rah-rah, the bromide cyborg says a friend’s recent announcement of impending divorce made her think of just one thing: “channel surfing” upon one-legged wrestler Anthony Robles picking up his Jimmy V award on ESPN.